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It turned out the better of times, it had been the Smurft of that time period. There, with that beyond the approach we take to can without danger avoid all future punning. What will be impossible so that you can avoid, when you carry out this mission, is about 100 minutes of physical comedy. Pratfalls and kicked CGI cats, Smurfs being tossed from side to side. Still, it is being expected, and for the young humans amongst us these moments should prove relatively hilarious. For the adults in the room? I remained unmoved.

Before we wear out the plot of the smurfs, let’s pause for a moment to mirror on the 3-D facet of the film. It’s pointless, completely superfluous, without requiring any value to the consumer. It’s as if we’ve been asked to pay a toll for the road that people don’t desire to drive on. So why do I needed equipment to watch a film? I’m there to be entertained, or enlightened, and wearing glasses for average 3-D does neither. Ugh, enough already. /Rant

As for the plot of the smurfs, it’s relatively straightforward. Gargamel, the evil wizard in Smurf-land, attacks the Smurfs alone territory. Through the magic of product placement these are transported to New york. Gargamel (played by Hank Azaria in massive amounts of makeup) follows them, along with his excellently evil cat, so it’s fortunate the Smurfs are ingested in by Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays. Smurfette, Papa Smurf, Grumpy, Clumsy, and Gutsy are the five smurfs on the run, they usually use “smurf” for each and every third word or so. The gang would need to escape to their enchanted village, while Gargamel would like to extract their magical blue essence to be used as part of his spells. Clearly, we’re not dealing with anything too complicated here